Bluebird's Illusion Guide

"I remember that guy's number should be..."




"Hello~ This is Roy Mustang."
"Hey....it's me..."
"Fullmetal? It's not often you call me~ What is it?"
".....It's......no.....that....ah, never mind! Forget it! Sorry for bothering you! Bye!"
"....wait."
"What is it?"
"Since it's a holiday, do you want to go out with me?"

"....." Ed looks surprised and smirks. "Eh? Our Roy Mustang actually has no beautiful woman to spend his holiday with? It seems your charisma is waning~"
"....ah, but occasionally, it's not a bad idea to strengthen our relationship~ aren't I correct, Mr. Secretary?"
"Heh heh....you're really a smart General; you don't even waste your holiday to take the opportunity to climb up the [social] ladder, huh?"
"This is called 'efficient use of time'."
"........phoning you was really a mistake.....tell me the time and place!"
"Hoho.....we'll meet 30 mins later at the train station. Don't be late, Fullmetal~~"
"Troublesome! I know! Bye!"


After he hands up, Ed asks himself whether there's something wrong with his brain or not. XD




"........."
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"........."
"........."
"......Roy Mustang, where the hell are you looking?!"
"....Ah?! So you're here, Fullmetal~ So sorry, sorry. There were so many people, I couldn't see you at all~~~"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU CAN'T SEE THEM WHEN THEY'RE IN FRONT OF YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE A MINISCULE SPECK?!!!!!!!!!"
"Making such a racket in front of so many people will hurt the reputation of the military, Mr. Secretary."
"You bastard....! One of these days I'm gonna take care of you...."
"Hm? What is it? Is there anything else our Mr. Secretary needs help with?"
"Oh nothing much~ I was just thinking, our General is always considering the reputation of the military....compared to someone like me, it's really a big difference, and I so need to learn from that!!!" *sarcasm*
"To find a good example and learning from them is indeed a good thing. You've improved, Fullmetal~"
"...........are you going to go elsewhere or not!"


Then, it suddenly rains. Ed's annoyed because the weather was perfectly fine a while ago. Roy replies it's quite common to have sudden showers in this kind of season, and that in any event it'd be more practical to find a shelter. Ed mumbles at how seeing Roy has given him bad luck. They go to the library. Ed's unhappy because he's hungry and it's raining outside. Roy's surprised that Ed even needs food - "Observing your height, it seems you don't eat much~"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC BEAN THAT CAN'T EVER GROW?!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"..........."

"What the hell.....why do I have to be hungry and stuck in the library at the same time.....and wasting energy arguing with you....Agghhh.....this really is the unluckiest day of my life~~~"

"Hey Hey~~ I ditched other beautiful women just to go out with you~~~ You aren't even thanking me for that? Fullmetal?"

"If your humble subordinate is not mistaken, it was the General who wanted to improve his relationship with me~ Isn't that so, General?"




"...I admit I did say that, but doesn't it take two to improve a relationship? Ed."

"........I.....I have no interest in furthering our relationship! Why don't you go find those higher ups? Or maybe their daughters too..."

"Oh my, but I believe improving my relationship with you is the first and foremost matter~"

"Oh then I'm sorry to disappoint you, because trying to improve our relationship would be like communicating with an idiot!"



Afterwards, they can go anywhere they want in the city. But there's really no point in exploring the city since the words "there's no one here you know" will pop up everytime you go somewhere. So just click "home", which will bring you to the option of whether you really want to end the day. Confirm it.




Roy makes fun of Ed being tired so easily. Ed retorts it's because he had to deal with Roy all day.

"Oh really? But I felt very happy today~"
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF ME ALL THE TIME!!!!"
Aggh!!! Really, why do I have to be like this even on a holiday....it wasn't easy getting this holiday....why did I have to torture myself....going out with this guy....


“Fullmetal….”

...and everytime I think of all that work waiting for me tomorrow….

“Fullmetal…..”

But there’s no use in thinking about it…..I’ll have to do it…..

“Mr. Secretary ~”

What should I do about that incident…. [about something wrong with Al's body]

“………”

"…..BEAN!!!!!!!!!"

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE’S A MICROSCOPIC THING THAT DOESN’T SHOW UP IN YOUR EYES????!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Hohoho…….so you are still a kid…..”

“You…..!!!”

“I just wanted to say, you were about to be rather intimate with that lamp post.”

“…..that’s none of your business!!!!!”

They arrive at the train station. Neither of them know why they went there. Ed thinks Roy wanted to go there, and vice versa. Roy asks Ed to be careful, but Ed doesn’t know what he’s talking about until he crashes into a post. Roy laughs at him, and Ed declares a battle. Roy remarks that Ed was much cuter back when he was at the Eastern Headquarters, crying “Oh it hurts, it hurts”.

Roy and Ed battle. When Ed wins, he gloats, and Roy hints he let Ed win, which pisses him off. If Ed loses, he'll just get pissed while Roy has that annoying smirk of his. In the end, Roy says “Remember, don’t do anything dangerous. I don’t want my subordinates getting hurt.”

Ed replies sadly, “General, don’t you remember....I’m no longer working for you?”



After this scene, Ed says it’s late and he should be getting home. Roy offers to walk him home, but Ed says “What’s the fun in being walked home by a useless person!”

“…..You’re right. If I walk a kid home, people might think I have an illegitimate child……all the females in the country would be heartbroken~”

“…………”

“But Fullmetal….”

“What?”

“Don’t forget what I said…….”

“I know. Goodbye.”

That sort of thing…..don’t let it happen again.


When Ed returns home, Al collapses in front of him.

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